Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Natalie's E-mail to her Parents- By Amanda, Jyvon, Gus, and Dominique

Dear Mama Dukes and Papa Bear,

After talking to Candy (my sister), I realized that it was fairly easy to make enough money to pay for school. However, after years of your preaching that virginity is a sacred concept, I decided to use mine to my advantage. I plan on auctioning my sacred gift on internet so that I can better my future. Ten thousand men have already made bids, and the highest thus far is going for 3.7 million dollars. With such money, I can pay off my schooling and live comfortably while I prepare for my career. If millions of women can sell their services for minimal money on a daily basis, I can certainly gain more by selling something that can only be given once.

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